Ho Hey!
Here's the get to know me part - I was trolling my own damn self on Facebook, because I have said some funny stuff, posted amazing links and love the comments my friends make. I don't like to brag - that's just the God's honest Truthiness.
I use nicknames for everyone. MER = One = Egg = BFF as an example. Or addendums Yuri+nista is what I call my wing man, Yuri being her actual, beautiful - meaning Lily in Japanese - name. Look, you learned something new today, check one off in the 'Win!' column.
Anyhoo - I found a "25 things about me" post that I put up in January of 2009 some things have changed, I no longer live in Lotus Land (Van-drizzle, love you!) but most of it, still samesies.
Here we are:
Hell yeah! I love bandwagons! and Budwiser! 2012 Note - this is true, although I seldom abandon my lover Vodka.
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you. 2012 note - you don't have to do this. Just lettin you know tha game...
1. I'm obsessed chewing an even amount of time on each side of my mouth. For instance if I masticate a chip on the left side, next chip goes to the right side, chew ten time on the left, ten times on the right and so forth. I know, crazy.
2. I have recently come to the realization I do not, in fact, play air guitar. I have been playing the air ukulele all these years. Regrettably, I think since having come to that realization I have consequently been over-compensating by playing the air bass. This causes mild worry about my goal to learn how to play a real guitar. 2012 note - BUT! if I did it would look like THIS
3. Brevity ain't the source of my wit.
4. I am sad I don't write. I'm constantly cajoled/admonished/ encouraged to do so but I don't. - 2012 Note Ah do! - I also love driving and snowboarding but I don't do those ever either -- legally.
5. I am a compulsive downloader, mostly of music that I find by typing something random like 'wrench' into Limewire and check out the top 10 songs that come up. Hence the reason I have things like - I have 10 friends and a crowbar that says you're wrong - good track, check it out. 2012 Note - I am actually more of a law abider now and use iTunes, as previously mentioned.
6. Despite having no license I am obsessed with the price of gas. I can tell you what 5 different pumps are charging in whatever city I am in
7. In regards to insects if you aren't a ladybug, caterpillar or black ant not in my cupboards I hate you and will Windex you to your next life.
8. I was SO LAME until 18yrs old. Like reading in the basement lame. No drugs, no booze, no boys - nothing. Look at me now! Still pure!
9. Even I can't understand my deep love oh hip hop. I'm white but get together with other white homies to discuss east vs. west coast, what's beef?, see Notorious in the theaters, spit verse and instinctively stick out my ass and shake what my mama gave me, Wikipedia the lives of Tupac, GrandMaster Flash, Jurassic 5, Dead Prez...
10. I moved to Vancouver for a simpler life, less snow and no more humidex. God's having a laugh at my expense. 2012 Note TDOT 4 LYFE!
11. My number 1 love is my mom, #2 is cheese, #3 is everything else. Hooray for everything! 2012 Note - I'll keep my mom but I must have drunk while typing this as it's actually Bacon. Everything is Bacon. However, Hooray for everything is in my top 5 favourite phrases.
12. There is too much public transit dancing in my life and not enough sweaty gettin' down in a club dancing. NoFunCouver. - 2012 Note, slagging Vancouver is not nice, I am the Captain of my own Ship and should have made more choices to dance even if it had to be on Granville with 19 yr old suburbanite children. Ew, cancel that.
13. I employ my expansive vernacular to decimate the self worth of dudes that approach me then conversely ameliorate the situation with skillful application of appreciation and self deprecating humour until either their minds break under the strain or I get bored. 2009 - the year of being nice. 2012 Note - ok it wasn't. C'man 2013!!
14. I love my BlackBerry. Non-verbal communication friends, it's the wave of the loving future. 2012 Note - Omigod it's like the ancient times! Blackberry? Sad about that. Android FTW!!
15. I can't lie - ever since she went bat shit crazy and shaved her head I have firmly planted a flag for Team Britney. I love her new album- everything, everything is such a blur...
16. I think rugby gave me the best body of my life but I think running has been the best thing I could have done for my life...no foil blankets!
17. My goal in life is to be lazily swinging from a hammock, surfing or playing air ukulele from a white sandy beach that I move to after I win the lottery or have the book I write optioned into a movie with merchandise.
18. I think I have the largest made up vocabulary of anyone I know. This parlays into me calling maybe 10% of my friends by their first/real names.
19. Out of the two of us my brother is the better sibling. I feel our relationship can be summed up by fights we joined in elementary if someone attacked the other, my brother not letting thugs beat me up and then not killing me himself when I threatened the cab driver in San Francisco (his favourite story), the time he threw a ghetto blaster at my forehead giving me a unicorn horn and I told my parents it was my fault.
20 Related (a pun!) would be my estimation that my Scottish side are my rockstars and my Croatian side teaches endurance and a love of salty meats. Too bad both sides have bad tempers and drink too much! hahaha!
21. My mom likes to make me roll my eyes by telling me I should do stand up. Of the many reasons that that isn't a good idea would be - it's in a bar- I only do one thing well(ish) in a bar, hecklers wouldn't get a verbal beating (Reference bad temper from 2 ethnicities), you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes but shit! I'm funny! This funny - and I co-sign this sentiment.
22. i love Jesus.
23. I would really love more road trips and campfires in my life.
24. I will roast an animal on a spit, mark my words. 2012 Note - this is still very much a goal.
25. I imagine beating the shit out of people as I walk up the street everyday. 2012 Note - Don't be scurred.
Peace!
I am an evolving butterfly and it's My Time.
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