I don't know why anyone has trouble pronouncing things. (Actual speech impediments or hearing concerns etc aside) I hearken to Uzo Aduba who tried to mess with her name when she was young and her mom was like, If they can say Michaelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can pronounce your name. Which a) Moms are almost always right and b) I take a moment to be uncomfortable and make the other person uncomfortable (possibly) to be like, okay say it to me like it's the 7th time. But then I repeat it until they're like that's it so I put some respect on your name!
Words are random configurations of letters and our language barely resembles that of 50 or 100 years ago which I think is so exciting! I love making up words! And learning new ones. My brain is such that I get excited about intaking new information, I want to know all the things. Mom shout outs again, I def get that curiosity for language from my mama.
I love Korean face masks but I do not have the current version figured out. Like for sure the top loops are ear holes but the bottom loops I don't know? so they hanging like ghost balls off my chin. Omigod also around my ears. Genius.
I am making two simultaneous meals so as not to have to cook for a min of three days because it's just 2000x easier. Also, I constantly feel the need for a new batch of bone broth, I'm around people all the time and I believe in its' power. My favourite tea combination is sage, cinnamon, cloves, fenugreek and mint I godamn love it.
My life has real fullness, I drink deeply from the abundance my life spills forward. If I could spin a higher motivation into the couple things dragging me down, I'd honestly have it all. I mean, life doesn't show up that way and a different struggle would emerge but, kanye shrug. I am typing currently at my stand up desk and each step towards healthier, hotter me is rewarding. I also look good today wearing my fav black dress that gets me lookiloos and door held open. I love that shit.
Kindness and courtesy are real turn ons. I told my boss I was 32% percent healthier since standing up and he laughed. In that I think most of the things that come out of my mouth are unexpected and frankly, gifts to humanity. I don't know if that's how it occurs for him but I'ma lean into until proven.
I was just caught vigorously pawing at my tits but cat hair is tenacious! And why couldn't they swing by in the few minutes I had been using a sticky roller like a civilized person? I have an event to go to after this and frankly, no one's a thirst trap looking like they don't give a shit and I do. At least right now. That being said, if I could take Deathspike with me everywhere on a diamante leash (googling diamante leashes - oh. At work that was not a bright idea....still ...not a bad idea)
I'd also have to drug him. I was feeding him cbd drops while I had some. He would literally put his paws on my chest and try and get between my mouth and the dropper and whilst I am a crazy cat lady AND love making out, that's too far over the icknast line for me. Just.
A standing desk is changing my life - I am dancing all day.
I also have been out M/W/F and I need to go to bed before midnight and that gives me currently 36 minutes and I still need to do a couple things. Can someone come over and give me a massage until I fall asleep? Bueller?
a haiku:
that feels really good
I do want more pressure, Sir
reciprocity
xo
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