Friday, 22 March 2013

Flying purple, people-eater

Just read this as if you are on a roller coaster

I love music so much - Flaming Lips - Do You Realize is pulling at my heart strings, What a Good Boy reminding me of struggle and of high school friendship. Been on my mind that boy. No idea if I reach out or not. Is there a point? I really love my cat, that’s worth mentioning.

I feel a perfect ratio of travel for me would be 40%. Gone enough that it’s major but not so much that I feel I am missing things. I hate to miss things. I want a bf that is taller than me so I can wear at least little heels and thicker than me but committed to health a little more than I am but not so much that they’ll ban cheese or something from the house. I do enjoy being found humorous. I do want someone to give me a-HAHA! surprise funny moments. Catch me off guard verbally, joyfully spar with me. Meld perfectly with my friends and family. Enjoy animals, being cool with me getting past my emotional, mental blocks. I’m awesome and I just need to get out of my own way and I will remind myself. I need to have it up somewhere so when I am feeling dippy, I throw those nonsense thoughts out. I need to not constantly expect perfect self-reliance, I will ask for help, be open to hearing others. 

I can’t wait for my next dip into Vancouver. I am also going to make it to Austin. One night only, appearing in your city - I’m a rock star. I could burst with how happy hanging with my So West Coasts makes me. I need to flip my mattress I wonder if that will help. I wonder if I combine 2 flat pillows in one pillow case if it will be the perfect thickness and firmness for me. I’d sure like to find something of the right thickness and firmness for me. Smirk. Laughing at typing smirk. 

I also love delicious cookies. I need to go buy sake and gather my sheez since I need to be out the door in an hour and would like to shower. I love free artsy magazines. For future reference, I feel the router for gene cafe is on the east side of the building as there aren’t too many people here with comps and my download speed is shite. I do want more homies. I need to do more camping, I’d like to go soon. I need to possee out.

I love downloading music - I wish I’d been there person to win $10000 from iTunes. Apple, I love your stuff. Now give it to me for free. 
People watching is awesome. If I ever have kids I am going to introduce them to as many things as possible so they don’t grow up thinking they need to be a doctor or lawyer or something similar - unless they want to - I’d love to say my kid is off studying pygmy mating rituals to learn how to decrease bullying in urban centers with at risk kids. Beat that. 

I should volunteer more, I do have the time. I just need to schedule it in.


My Craigslist-er beware story is a shame on me tale as I was dumb enough to buy off some low life, shitty hair cut sportin,g wanky teenager - who shook my hand! What kind of low life are you if you shake someone’s hand? That’s supposed to be a thing of honour. I mean, I know in business you can hate someone but you are bound by your word. Assuming you aren’t getting there by being a wretched fucking pissant. Such as the one that sold me that lemon. 

Okay, I am adult enough to recognize that I should have met him somewhere for more than 5 mins and tested it out. Caveat emptor right? I need to think of things I can make with whatever is in my fridge. I need to plan nights in. I need to do nothing Sunday for instance. I need to do planks and push ups and lunges in series before bed or when I wake up. 

I love hip hop. I hope that my iPod makes wise choices in what it leaves off since I have too much music now apparently. So you say. I need to do some weeding though, as I have added random blogged lists. My lilies are really bursting. 

These almonds are too salty, I wish I could stop eating them. I love snacks. I love this Kanye song, it makes no sense. Robocop. I love your sense of whimsy ‘Ye. This convinces me you compose when you’re high.  


I love Chuck Norris jokes and lilies. 

a haiku:

well that was random
sloth meme is my favourite
melty chocolate taste

xo

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