True story - some douchenozzle stepped on my 'exercise ribbon' thus tearing it from its secure plastic loop/jazzy wand and so with my usual emotional control wailed like it was Armageddon. My 6 year old brother heard my plaintive cry, sussed out my complaint and went and punched the offender!! High fives for Team S!! It truly was a shame, I felt really graceful and artistic twirling that ribbon. I wonder if ebay has them...
Anyhoo, Jem. Spirit Animal. I'm going to need everything for this in 7 months for Halloween. The second best day of the year.
Brillz!! I, too, will be truly outrageous. Not that this really differs from every single day of the year but a pink wig does jack up your personal sartorial statement several notches. Jerrica (yeah...that name...) was ok but Jem was everything I imagined I would one day be. Which I am - to an extent but I am at 84% magic. I'll be 100% soon. I don't mean that as a put down to myself, let's not kid ourselves. I am more magic than most. Partially because I am irreverent (in my mind) and partially because I'm currently in action.
I am awaiting a video showing the speech I gave at my best friend's wedding but if you need a preview just watch this. I may have posted it before but it's just so great. Who couldn't use a pep talk. I am a professional pep-upper. That made me think of fluffer so lemme clarify I have no ties to the porn industry (yet)
I can(not) wait for summer. I love the smell of sun warmed skin, I love my sun dresses, I love road trips with playlists I have mused and dreamt over. I love that I will experience warmth in my beloved province from May through October. I will dangle my toes in water with seaweed - but not swim, that shit's gross. It feels like fish are coming for me like the Birds. Only slimy. And not fried with dill and lemon butter. mmmmm.
I wonder how I would do in a survival situation? Could I make shelter and start catching things to eat? How long do I last? Should I be taking a course? I basically am picturing Tom Hanks body in Castaway with my face and boobs talking to a volleyball. Scrub that, I do not look good with TH's body. Give me Kate Upton's body instead. Awwwww-yeeeaahhhh. Do not get me wrong I am pro deep-dickin as much as the next broad - who's into dicks - but I canNOT look away when Ms. Upton moves, it's hypnotic! Also, instead of a volleyball, I hope Moubebe is with me. She's ninja at catching things. Hopefully she will bring me something other than large beetles. Although, I hear they are nutritious. I wonder if I should be researching edible beetles? Also, moonshine. If I am in a survival situation I am going to need some special sauce. I have been watching a hillbilly show on TLC so I think I can get that one accomplished. Or recognize a hillbilly with skills.
If you aren't watching Duck Dynasty, you are truly missing out. I'm serious. Si is the best.
I also like to re-post my favourite songs until they are my friends' favourite songs. check out the rest of Kae Sun's songs when you're done with this.
a haiku
Go find the magic.
Inside you, out in the world
smells like teen spirit.
xo
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